UNCLE DO U KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS
I CAN FINALLY FULFILL MY DESTINY AS A TRAGIC ANTIHERO
I WILL PROBABLY HATE THE AVATAR BLINDLY DUE TO SOME SAD PERSONAL BEEF FROM MY PAST UNTIL SOMETHING HAPPENS THAT MAKES ME REALIZE I WAS WRONG ALL ALONG GIVING ME A CHANGE OF HEART AFTER WHICH I WILL HAVE DRASTIC CHARACTER GROWTH AND AN ATTRACTIVE NEW HAIRDO TO MATCH
I WILL BE THE SEXUAL AWAKENING FOR PREADOLESCENT CHILDREN EVERYWHERE
FULL SPEED AHEAD
im too old for this shit
I don’t think Lin would’ve been able to tell Tenzin liked her if it smacked her right in the face…
Oh god I feel this so hard
OH GOD how could a show about a man with SEVERE OCD DO THAT WITH ITS BOX SETS
You KNOW that was on purpose…..oh my GOD that’s kind of genius, in a way….
"Cuties. I’m gonna keep you."
Am I the only one that found this creepy, not cute? I mean, trolls in mythology have been known to kidnap children from their parents! Kristoff could be a changeling! He could have a family out there who has no idea what happened to him and thinks he’s dead!
And and and! The trolls in this movie can tamper with memories. Let that sink in.
They may have erased any and all memories Kristoff may have regarding his actual family. Make him believe it was only him and Sven, so he would more readily accept a place in the Troll family group.
basically fuck the trolls, they’re creepy and morally reckless
yo I’ve spoken about this before
Kristoff had parents, when was it ever told to us he didn’t? His father was probably one of the ice harvesters and since trolls are known for kidnapping children, we just witnessed that happen. They probably thought he got lost or worse… fell through the ice and drowned. That’s how it works in scandinavian folklore: the trolls lead the children’s parents to believe they died as many kids did back then.
THEY KIDNAPPED KRISTOFF. THEY TOOK HIM FROM HIS PARENTS. HE IS A CHANGELING.
THIS IS A MAJOR THING
The movie didn’t tell us he DIDN’T have parents; the movie also never told us he DID.
But seriously, I hate these guys.
im just gnna touch on the fact that kristoff’s past is so unclear i think thats one of my problems with this movies is that we really didnt get to know kristoff that and i wish we had.
all I’m saying is that the only Ice Harvester Kristoff might resemble is the one that stands beside him
"HAS ANYONE SEEN MA BOY, PLEASE ANYONE"
AND HIS THEORIZED “DAD’S” HAT IS THE ONE HE HAS THRU OUT THE MOVIE
it was all fun and games until I learned more about troll mythology
I was totally just messing around but then
then I discovered that they are attracted to beauty in human children
that’s when it got real
because we all know
Kristoff has the most beautiful blonde hair of all
to be envied and admired by all
and they knew
All these dudes look like sitcom dads to me. They’ve got that wry, sardonic look.
That would make the best sitcom. A bunch of sitcom dads named Mr. Ahmed who get “randomly searched” and decide to start a boy band about the experiences and their children are massively humiliated and are humiliated worse when their dads are super successful, like Hannah Montana successful, and all their friends are in love with their dads.
MAKE THIS HAPPEN.
They can’t decide what to call the band because they all want top billing so they call themselves AHMED AND COMPANY, which is also the name of the show.
SOMEONE MAKE THIS HAPPEN
Is it bad that I actually don’t give a frik about wearing sweatpants all the time now?
I SWEAR IF THESE TWO AREN’T ENDGAME CANON I’M GONNA BE REALLY UPSET
Avatar The Last Airbender - The Rift part 1 1/4
  
thANK YOU SO MUCH
components that I someday hope to see in a Biblical film adaptation:
(and which, to date, I have never seen all together)
- Scripture accuracy
My gosh, if you’re gonna make a movie/miniseries/whatever, do it frikkin right. What is the point of deviating from the story if your objective is to make a visual representation of the Bible?!! The Bible doesn’t have a lot of dialogue, which film kind of requires (unless you want to bore people with a crap ton of narration), so use the dialogue the Bible does give us,and then try to be as true to the story as humanly possible with the dialogue you have to put in.
This alone knocks out almost every Bible film adaptation I’ve ever seen.
Holy freaking crap.
First, find some good actors.
Preferably, ones that know the Bible and therefore know the characters they’re portraying [e.g., don’t get weird people who are going to make Moses seem like an actual lunatic; I’m looking at you, Bible miniseries from The History Channel]
Finally, quit the frikkin whitewashing. And I’m the kind of person who rolls their eyes at people freaking out about “whitewashing in Frozen” or whatever else, but really, come on. There are far too many blue-eyed pale Jesus actors and according to genetics, that’s not how Jesus would’ve looked. In Jesus of Nazareth (which is, granted, from 1977), Jesus as a child was a blue-eyed boy with very light blond curly locks. Here he is. Upon seeing the younger boy for the first time without his head covering, I was totally confused at who this Heidi / Shirley Temple girl was on screen. That should not be happening. At all. I mean, I’m pretty sure people would be really weirded out if they saw a movie with a Jesus who was black or Asian or something like that, so why should this be different? Why don’t we just try and find a good actor who looks much like Jesus as he actually did?
And with regards to the new “Son of God” movie
(which I have not yet seen due to not being impressed with the History Channel miniseries), everyone’s all like "oooh Jesus is hot" and stuff… well ya know what? He wouldn’t have been that way in real life.
Isaiah 53:2b “He had no special beauty or form to make us notice him; there was nothing in his appearance to make us desire him.”
Just make it nice, okay? Aesthetic appeal not only makes everything better, but it gets people to pay attention more rather than being annoyed or poking fun at the crappy angles or whatever.
No super cheesy effects.
- idk I think that’s all.
See honestly I’m not asking for everything.
Or maybe I am?
sOMEDAY I’D REALLY LIKE TO FIX ALL THIS. But I’m really not thinking about going into film much at all.
Easily the most horrifying line of dialogue I’ve ever heard in an animated movie.
NO BUT THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD GODDAMN MOVIE LIKE THE MUSIC IS FUN AND SUPERB THE CHARACTERS WERE REAL PEOPLE EVEN THE ANTAGONISTS THE WOMEN WERE GREAT IT WAS ALL GREAT. IT DOESNT MATTER IF YOURE JEWISH, CHRISTIAN, MUSLIM, ATHEIST, WHATEVER ELSE IT DOESNT MATTER ITS SUCH A GOOD MOVIE AND ITS LITERALLY ONLY 90 MINUTES OF YOUR DAY AND EXPERIENCE THIS HERE JUST CLICK IT LITERALLY IT WILL OPEN IN A NEW TAB GO WATCH.
also can we point out that none of the characters were white? like damn accurate depictions of Biblical characters
one of my absolute favorite movies of all time. i grew up on the prince of egypt and know every word of it.
This movie is absolutely fantastic, guys. There are no words. Please go watch it.
THIS MOVIE IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN IT OR JUST HAVEN’T SEEN IT IN A NUMBER OF YEARS
GuIZE I DIDN’T REALIZE THE RIFT WAS OUT THIS SOON OHMYGOSH CAN SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME A LINK??
Why does it always seem pathetic when a girl is in love with a boy who doesn’t love her back, and romantic and heartbreaking when a boy loves a girl who doesn’t love him
you know exactly why
BUT IT DOESN’T SEEM PATHETIC.
that’s simply not true.
I dunno about you but I WAS ROOTING FOR THESE LADIES
AND MY REACTIONS RANGED FROM HEARTBROKEN SOBBING TO DISAPPOINTED WHEN THINGS DIDN’T WORK OUT
I’m not even going to list all the male characters who are made to look pathetic for loving a woman who doesn’t love them back.